I was checking out netscape.com this morning and found a site that has posted the rules for women to learn in order to better live with men. And a separate post of the woman's code. Both of which I thought were interesting and humorous looks at the male-female relationship. Some of my favorites:
From the guy's perspective
Women, learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
Most guys own three pairs of shoes - tops. What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?
If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.
And from the women
When your man asks you what's wrong, say "Nothing." However, when Oprah, Dr. Phil or Dr. Laura asks you, go into excruciating detail. Leave nothing out.
You're under no obligation to tell the truth when asked the number of your sexual partners.
Men love a woman who's good in bed. But not the first time they go to bed with her.