Here's a new product developed for the self-absorbed idiots among us men. It's called the Remember Ring and let me be the first to say, "If you get one of these and your wife doesn't kick your ass, you've got a saint on your hands."
24 hours before your special day, the Hot Spot™ on the interior surface of your
Remember Ring™ will warm to 120º F for approximately 10 seconds, and continue to warm up every hour, on the hour, all day long!
"Remembering our wedding anniversary is easy with Remember Ring™!" says Thom Ketmann, who has been married for 4 years. His wife Cayli agrees. "At first I was pretty upset! Like, why do you need a silly gadget to remind you? But then I remembered how angry I was when he forgot my birthday. That won't happen again."
Some fans of the Remember Ring™ wear multiple rings. "I got two of 'em." says Jon Harshmen, "Well, I got one actually-my wife got me the other one." Holding up his hands to show both rings he says, "Anniversary and Birthday, baby. It's like a hand gun. Better to have it and not need it, than need it and not have it."
Before you rush out to buy one, let me recommend any one of these products that have worked for me. Heck, try 'em all: a calendar, a Treo or the reminder service provided at Hallmark.com. And, while you may have a thing for bling, these options are much easier than finding an appendage for each important date you need to remember.
This post has been written as part of the Carnival of Modern Man.
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